Turks Head FC Footy Anthem

Every high profile club needs a song of its own right? Well guess what? The Turks Head now has its very own footy anthem. It is called “The Turks Head are Gonna Beat You” and you can download/play it by CLICKING HERE . Let me know if it doesn’t play and I can email to you instead or something. Hope you enjoy it.

I might as well put the lyrics here:

Verse 1
Sunday morning we’re waking up
We’ve got our eyes on the league and on the cup
We’ll see you at the pub at half past nine
We’re crossing our fingers that the weather is fine

Chorus
Cos this is football
This is Sunday league football
And the Turks Head are gonna beat you… COMPREHENSIVELY

Verse 2
Get it wide to woody, and orchy too
And have a look at lammie with his cheap tattoo
Mikey G is watching with a broken leg
While the gaffa looks on with his sausage & egg

[chorus]

John Barnes Stylee Rap:
Easy ball, get it wide, then you run it, down the line
play with passio, play with soul, then we’ll stick it, IN THE GOAL
One touch two touch, pass and move, sexy football, feel the groove
Our defense is the best by far, cos we’ve got edwin VAN DER SAAR

[chorus and nose trumpet outro]

20 Responses to “Turks Head FC Footy Anthem”

  1. Rob Says:

    Thats absolutely brill gooders! u should be proud! i’ll be singing that at the top of my voice this sunday from the sideline. You even managed to get a bit of nose trumpet in there i noticed!

  2. gooders Says:

    eh up bob. glad you liked it.
    THIS IS FOOTBALL
    THIS IS SUNDAY LEAGUE FOOTBALL
    AND THE TURKS HEAD ARE GONNA BEAT YOU…. COMPREHENSIVELY!!!

  3. The Thinking Man's number 8 Says:

    Can you come up with a choreographed routine for the subs to do whilst they sing this?

  4. gooders Says:

    maybe yeah. I should really sort a video out to go with the tune

  5. The Thinking Man's number 8 Says:

    Odds stacked against it being on Thursday- Thursday, Friday, Saturday forecast is snow. Boo hoo.

  6. The Thinking Man's number 8 Says:

    Sunday, I meant Sunday. Idiot that I am.

  7. gooders Says:

    here’s the 5-day forecast
    http://www.bbc.co.uk/weather/5day.shtml?id=2925

  8. Edwin Says:

    A video is a MUST!

    All the squad need to be involved though like the cheesy videos pro clubs produce where they all stand together swaying.

    My only request is that MC Lammy performs the rap verse and we dress him up in bling and flank him with girls.

  9. The Thinking Man's number 8 Says:

    AND WE PERFORM IT AT THE END OF SEASON DO!!!!!

  10. gooders Says:

    yeah the original idea was to get like 5 or 6 people to sing the chorus with me and then do a video that shows everyone singing. And yeah if lammie is up for the rap it would be great to get him in for that. Easily done too.

  11. The Thinking Man's number 8 Says:

    Can we dress up like they used to in a Steps video? All camp. Or will it be serious Gangsta Rap ala East 17?

  12. markandapril Says:

    What about MC Hardisty for the rap? And DJ Emmott on the decks?

  13. gooders Says:

    I think lammie’s the man for the rap.
    hardesty and emmott can be both on the decks with caps on sideways etc.

    I’ve got a few ideas for the rest of the vid. Should be quite easy to make it funny really

  14. The Thinking Man's number 8 Says:

    Hilly and Hardisty should be centre stage, twirling that which The Lord bestowed on them. Lamby would love to rap about that!!!!

  15. The Thinking Man's number 8 Says:

    In fact they could be REAL rappers and put clocks on the end.

  16. Easty Says:

    Truely tremendous gooders!

    It’s got a Grandad Roberts feel to it. (Ooo! we got a corner)

    You need another verse to it though…..
    Something that incorporates the lines of:

    We’re always confident of the win
    When our line’s led by Mickey Quinn

  17. gooders Says:

    glad you liked it easty :)
    I think the door is closed on extra verses. The next phase is all about the video

  18. gaffer Says:

    quality gooders ! see you all tomorrow my little marines

  19. gooders Says:

    cheers boss.
    no scarfy tomorrow but we’ve got a good template to work from even when he’s not here. So that’s good.

  20. El Capitano Says:

    Just seen the website.Start the van Hilly,we are on the way home.!!!!!

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