Match Report: Wardleworth – Turks Head (League)

Another great win and a quality, battling performance to beat Wardleworth, who we now leapfrog into 3rd position.

Our 9th consecutive win (EASILY a Turks Head record, according to Mr. Chairman) has put us in with a great chance of overtaking FC Dale and getting promoted as runners-up. In fact, we can even afford to draw a match and still finish above them. If we lose one, and win the remaining three, we will finish level on points – but I’m not sure if it goes to goal difference or a play-off at that point. Regardless, we are definitely aiming to win all our remaining fixtures now!

Back to the game though. A decent performance from the defence to secure yet another clean sheet, and hard work and good forward play by the front men.

But special mention must surely go to the midfield who showed excellent commitment and workrate – led by an absolutely colossal Nutgreaves -especially in the face of some brutal tackling (fouling) that led to a booking, a straight red and what would have easily been another straight red had only the ref seen it.

We definitely, and perhaps understandbly, started out a bit nervous and Wardleworth were playing some good stuff early on, but after we settled we always looked the more dangerous side and were never really in threat of conceding. But it still took an absolute corker of an effort from Si to break the deadlock and it remained tight until Easty curled a free kick that the ref decided crossed the line before the keeper scooped it out of the net. Just to make sure, Sparky scraped the rebound in anyway.

I know Gooders has video clips of the two goals, so hopefully they’ll get posted on here shortly. 

Time to turn our attention to the quarter finals of the Rochdale Online League Cup, where we meet Premier Division side Bamford this weekend.

Team: Seymour, Hall (Mannion), M. Jones, A. Jones, Orchard, Wood, Almond, Nuttall, Lyons, Perks, Eastwood

Subs: Curran, Hardisty, Emmott, Day

Goals: Orchard, Eastwood

21 Responses to “Match Report: Wardleworth – Turks Head (League)”

  1. Turks Head F.C. Says:

    Yet another clean sheet for the team too! In the last six games, we’ve had four clean sheets and only conceded two. In fact, in the nine game winning streak, we’ve only shipped six goals, compared to 34 scored!! Fantastic stats lads, keep it up.

    And you’re right, Nutgreaves, I know a couple of the FC Dale lads personally (neither of who was there tonight) and they are decent guys. Hopefully they will continue to turn out though because it seemed to give us all the bit of extra motivation that we needed to win. Maybe seeing them there reminded us all of how important it was to get the points.

    Quality result!

  2. Turks Head F.C. Says:

    (As Columbo) One more thing…

    As on Sunday, I thought we saw another top performance from the man in the middle tonight. Well done ref!

  3. and Eastwood scores..... Says:

    Outrageous!!!
    You must have got some more video evidence because the clip that Gooders had on his camera was from the halfway line!!
    The free kick was a good yard over the line.
    Good performance nonetheless.
    Good luck Sunday and make sure there’s another game for me to come back to.

  4. Turks Head F.C. Says:

    What I didn’t mention, Eastwood, and what the video evidence also proves, is that I have the best view on the pitch of the incident. I have a clear, unobstructed view from about 5 yards and there’s no way on earth it had crossed the line.

    But don’t worry, the official report that went to the league gave it to you, so technically it will go down in the record books as yours. This website isn’t the official source.

  5. Turks Head F.C. Says:

    I also forgot to point out that yesterday’s game marked a welcome return for Easty’s alter-ego…Captain Airshot.

    Did everybody see that overhead kick attempt?! Ha ha ha.

  6. and Eastwood scores..... Says:

    I had to pull out at the last minute as I was going to kick the mecon in the head/beard!!

  7. Turks Head F.C. Says:

    I’m confident he wouldn’t have pulled out had the roles been reversed. In fact, I’m pretty sure he would have kicked you in the head even if the ball was on the other side of the pitch, given half the chance.

  8. Owen Nutgreaves Says:

    Post your own motch report in future mark, if you wanted the full one I would have emailed you a copy of the one sent to Rochdale online.

  9. Turks Head F.C. Says:

    I’ll gladly replace this one with the one you sent to Rochdale Online if you send it to me.

  10. El Capitano Says:

    Absolutely majestic boys,i personally felt that was our toughest test of the season so far.Although not our best performance,we still put it in and worked hard,which is exactly what we are going to need till the end of the season.If we do there will be reasons to seriously clebrate.
    Ste Orm you soft tart!
    Hi Nick,miss you.

  11. The Thinking Man's number 8 Says:

    Now that my goal has been properly awarded, I would like to dedicate it to all of the FC Dale lads who came down to support us.

    Cheers lads! That one was for you. Please come and support us again. The way in which you supped your beer from cans on the touchline and spurred us on with comments such as, “come on Wardleworth, break their legs,” and “stick that on your website,” served as an inspiration to us all. The abuse you directed towards our Chairman was particularly amusing.

    Our next league game is on Tuesday 1st May vs Copperpot, please come and support us again. Why not bring your extended family? I am sure they will welcome a break from their cages at the zoo.

    See you next Tuesday boyz – That is if your parents/care worker/probation officer will allow it.

  12. Turks Head F.C. Says:

    Sparky, I need to clarify that the goal has NOT been properly awarded to you.

    Officially it belongs to Eastwood – according to the ref, the manager and Rochdale Online – and I am coming under increasing pressure to reflect that on this site, based on “the referee’s decision is final”.

    So, unfortunately pal, I think I’m going to have to mark it down for Easty. But at least you and I and Gooders will always know the truth.

  13. The Thinking Man's number 8 Says:

    Get the video up – then credit it to Eastwood.

  14. Charley Pontoon Says:

    Well done chaps, sorry I couldn’t be there (Tuesdays are s*** nights for the Real Armband Wearer) but good stuff.

    Who’s got the bibs?

  15. The Thinking Man's number 8 Says:

    Lost : One left sided player. Has ginger hair. Prone to tearing hamstring but making recovery of biblical proportons.

    Anyone seen Wizzer? Will he play for the Turks again

  16. Charley Pontoon Says:

    Not when the temperature’s above 5 degrees. He suffers in the sun’s rays, you see.

  17. Wiz Says:

    I’m available if required but you guys seem to be doing a wonderful job without me.

  18. Turks Head F.C. Says:

    I wonder if there is a direct correlation there Wiz.

  19. goodersnew Says:

    Here are some other interesting stats:

    1. Turks have won every game since lyons played his first game
    2. Turks have won every game since goodwin got injured

  20. Turks Head F.C. Says:

    Conclusion = Lyons is better than Goodwin.

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