The mighty Turks Head FC play Bamford H&H this coming Sunday in the Rochdale Online cup. Then just 2 days later we play Copperpot Reserves in what promises to be a game of MAMMOTH significance. So let’s hear your rallying calls, your war cries and your drive-thru orders to spur the boys on in the next few days.
For the latest up-to-date info on fixtures and results, go here
April 27, 2007 at 11:34 am
Raahhhh!!!
April 27, 2007 at 12:06 pm
BANZAI!!!!!!!!!!!
April 27, 2007 at 12:30 pm
With Hilly unavailable on Sunday (knee injury) I imagine we’ll be sticking to 4-4-2 but, with Easty also missing, who does everyone reckon will partner Sparky up front?
Ste? Woody? Lyonsy? Stu?
April 27, 2007 at 1:00 pm
UGGER-BUGGER-RARRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!
here’s the allblacks performance.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Zvs4T4RU30
Here are the lyrics:
It is death,
it is death:
it is life,
it is life;
this is the man who enabled me to live
as I climb up step by step toward sunlight.
2 versions from rugby league
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJEidTOI5iA
hilarious australian version
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QflHh0hT6mQ
The scottish response:
April 27, 2007 at 1:07 pm
I can safely say it wont be me as im in London this weekend and wont be there!!!
April 27, 2007 at 1:11 pm
here is the Sunday League football version of william wallace’s speech from braveheart
I am a Turks Head player. And I see a whole army of my squad members, here in defiance of FC Dale! You have come to play as free men. And free men you are! What will you do without freedom? Will you fight hard? Fight hard and you may lose. Or shy away so that you may not break any bones. And dying in your bed many years from now, would you be willing to trade all the days from this day to that for one chance, just one cahnce, to come back here as young men and fight FC Dale and tell them that they may take our bones but they will NEVER TAKE OUR PROMOTION!!!
haha, ok that was crap but I had to try
April 27, 2007 at 1:16 pm
Sparky, just read your text, I can sence a full on mass orgy with D.B on the horizon……. im talking about a deep back rapping, blood trumpin, pussy pounding, mucky man milk drinking, Air tight (3 holes filled at once!!), spit roasting session finished off with a creamy facial of baby gravy!!!
wow i deffo watch to much porn!!!
April 27, 2007 at 2:50 pm
what on earth did sparky’s text say?
April 27, 2007 at 3:02 pm
I cant tell you Gooder’s, I dont want to warp your fragile little mind!!!! haha
April 27, 2007 at 3:06 pm
haha, thanks.
It’s a shame this is a publicly accessible website as I do have a contribution to make here but couldn’t possibly bring sparky’s name into disrepute in public.
April 28, 2007 at 8:15 am
i think i might play you up front mark !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
April 28, 2007 at 12:07 pm
You know me boss, I’ll do a job wherever you put me. Won’t let you down. Might even nick a hit-trick if I feel like it.
May 1, 2007 at 9:37 pm
I am a FC Dale player. And I see a whole army of my squad members, here in defiance of Turks Head! You have come to play as free men. And free men you are! What will you do without freedom? Will you fight hard? Fight hard and you may lose. Or shy away so that you may not break any bones. And dying in your bed many years from now, would you be willing to trade all the days from this day to that for one chance, just one cahnce, to come back here as young men and fight Turks Head and tell them that they may take our bones but they will NEVER TAKE OUR PROMOTION!!!
May 1, 2007 at 10:03 pm
The League might
May 1, 2007 at 10:52 pm
It is not the end of the road by a long shot.
21 goals in 3 games is definitly possible the way we are playing at the moment!
Sorry for the penalty miss. Couldn’t do anymore more than choose a corner. Keeper just guessed the right way.
I will be back! Don’t you worry!
May 1, 2007 at 11:14 pm
Thanks for the comment Tass.
You and your ‘whole army’ have done yourselves proud.
May 2, 2007 at 2:54 am
It’s important we don’t get into a slagging match with other teams on here.
Use plenty of self-restraint when replying chaps.
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