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Match Report: Old Bricklayers – Turks Head (League)

Team: Seymour (Curran), Hall, Mannion, M. Jones, Lang-Whiston, Lyons (Parker), Almond, Nuttall, Orchard, Eastwood (Emmott), Perks

Subs: Day, Hardisty

Goals: Eastwood (2), Orchard, Almond

Text or Email Goodwin

For a significant (but secret) turks head development please text goodwin. So far Rob, Nutty, Easty and MJ are up to date with this latest development. Get involved, text/email now. I’m not posting my email address here ‘cos there are some right plonkers reading this website these days. Failing that speak to me or mj tonight.

Build up to Tuesday – Bricklayers

The opposition might be good at building walls but they’ll have their work cut out to knock our defensive brick wall down. So let’s cement our challenge for promotion and build on our excellent foundations and lay….. ah crap, I lost it. PLAY UP TURKS!!!

Any injuries or absences or absesses or obsessions or addictions or convictions?

Build up to Sunday & Tuesday

The mighty Turks Head FC play Bamford H&H this coming Sunday in the Rochdale Online cup. Then just 2 days later we play Copperpot Reserves in what promises to be a game of MAMMOTH significance. So let’s hear your rallying calls, your war cries and your drive-thru orders to spur the boys on in the next few days.

For the latest up-to-date info on fixtures and results, go here

Marvellous Result!

If I’ve heard correctly, the Turks Head bagged 8 goals on Sunday and only let 1 in at the other end? Have I heard that correctly?

El Capitano in the Dock!

Looks like Lammy’s red card has finally caught up with him, and boy are the league going to town with the punishments. Check out this legal notice I came across:

Court 8 - sitting at 10:00 am HIS HONOUR JUDGE ATHERTON
For Mention (Defendant to Attend)
T20077012 WILSON Jason K WILSON Keith
PRE TRIAL ISSUES T20067663 O’LOUGHLIN Patrick J
PRE TRIAL ISSUES SITTING AT 10:30 AM
For Trial T20060650 ALMOND Christopher

Some Inspiration (Rocky Theme mp3)

The end of the season is in sight. The automatic promotion place is in sight. THE GLORY is in sight. With 7 wins on the trot and nothing holding us back the only thing missing is for each and every one of us to get high off the Rocky Theme songs. So here they are:

So turn your speakers up and click the links below:
1. Rocky Theme MP3
2. Rocky – Eye of the Tiger

I’ll be sharing these via bluetooth before the game on Thursday (if it’s on)

Website Updates

Just a few things to tell you about… 

1) The FIXTURES, RESULTS and LEAGUE TABLE pages are all now back in place. Each one provides links directly to the appropriate destination on the Rochdale Online site, where the information is updated regularly.

2) There is a newly created STATS page. It’s a bit sparse at the moment, but next season we’ll be tracking all kinds of different facts and figures that we will use to keep this page exciting and interesting.

3) We have created a SPONSORS page. This will be updated in the next couple of weeks to give some profile to those kinds companies and individuals that support the club, and will hopefully be helpful in attracting new sponsors in the future.

4) There is a new GOALS SUMMARY chart. This can be found under the GOLDEN BOOT page and shows you who scored how many against which teams in what competitions this season.

5) One or two players from opposition teams seem to have found their way to this site recently. Whilst we encourage everyone who visits this site to leave a comment and get a bit of good-spirited banter going, be advised that any comments that appear abusive to the Turks Head, it’s players or this website will just be removed straight away.

Lammie’s House Number

I know what street he lives on but does anyone know his house number? I just need to pop something through his door that’s all (IT’S A BOMB!!!! Wait, did I say that out loud?). Text me on 07763 727763 if you know it. Don’t post it here for privacy reasons.